What movies have not aged well?

Goldfinger

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Can people who have never met you tell if you are a covert narcissist?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Why is the band Nickelback unliked so much?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

You Only Live Twice

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

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-”She is very sexyful!”

A View to a Kill

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

What celebrity do you admire the most?

Moonraker

Dr No

From Russia With Love

I caught my husband of 20 years looking at inappropriate pics of women on TikTok or Instagram. I'm not sure., but when I told him he got mad and made excuses of why they popped up. I then told him how I've snuck on his phone and saw what he's been looking at . We had a horrible big fight. I asked him why did he even marry me when I see the type he likes . Nothing like me, I'm petite, blonde and blue eyes. These women are dark haired dark eyed and have curvy bodies, large breasts, etc. I just don't feel the same about him after this. I can't get over this

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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Live and Let Die

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Should parents be allowed to bring children into R-rated movies? What are the potential consequences of doing so?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Diamonds Are Forever

Why can’t my wife just accept the fact that I’m going to cheat?

-J W Pepper

-”Ah so!”

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-All the bad guys are black.

Why is only the left side of my vagina bleeding, on and off?

Octopussy

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.